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When does it get cold in Michgan? 07 Mar 2006
+70°F (21°C) and above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.

+60°F (16°C)
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

+50°F (10°C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

+40°F (4°C)
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

+32°F (0°C)
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

+20°F (-7°C)
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

+10°F (-12°C)
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0°F (-18°C)
People in Miami all die.
Michiganders lick the flagpole.

-20°F (-29°C)
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

-40°F (-40°C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

-60°F (-51°C)
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

-80°F (-62°C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

-100°F (-73°C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

-297°F (-183°C)
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

-460°F (-273°C)
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

-500°F (-296°C)
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!
Erin Solmes Send Email
 
Elders? 25 Dec 2005
I am looking for the set of Elders that had baptized me in the Jackson Ward in November of 2002. I do believe they were Elder Hansen and Elder Morrey. If you know how to contact either that would be wonderful! Or if you have them contact me. The only pictures of my baptism were those ones they took with their cameras. I also want to share what I have done since then. I am living in Utah now but I am a native Michigander. Thank you so much!
Melinda Bailey Send Email
 
Email for Pres Waite 04 Mar 2005
Does anyone have an active email address for Pres. Waite? His ewaite@juno.com has been full for a long time, which is the same one this web site sends to. Any of his APs have it???
Eddie Powell Send Email
 
Talofa from Samoa! 01 Mar 2005
We have now been in Samoa, on the island of Upolu, for about 7 weeks. This certainly is a different mission than our mission in Michigan. We have experienced culture shock, very very hot and humid weather, and are trying to learn alot of patience. The country is beautiful and the people are very nice. Our assignment to be Area Auditor/Trainer has been a challenge, and we are still trying to learn what we are to do. Prayer & faith are the key - right? We have traveled to American Samoa and the other island of Savaii to do trainings. Flew to Am. Samoa and took the ferry to Savaii - quite the experience. We would love to hear from any of you, and appreciate your prayers on our behalf. E-mail address is:
ChurchKa@ldschurch.org.

We Love You,
President & Sister Church
Kenneth H. Church Send Email
 
Re: Strippling Warrior Song 18 Jan 2005
Well here's the Lo-Down.

The artist is Kory Kunz.

You can see the CD containing this song here:
http://deseretbook.com/store/product?product_id=100000798

It's called Our Mothers Always Taught Us and it's track 5 on the CD.

Here's an MP3 Audio Clip of the song: http://images.deseretbook.com/sound-clips/mp3/98/100000798-2149.mp3

I love the CD. There are some awesome tracks. Let me know if I can help in any way.

Dovy
The MLM.Org Webmaster...
Dovy Paukstys Send Email
 
Strippling Warrior Song 17 Jan 2005
Hi All!
Wanted to know if anyone has a copy of a song that I recall hearing in the mission field. I think it was written by a semiary teacher in Utah? It was about the 2000 strippling warriors and had a chorus line that said something like, "we'd never fought before but we fought the Lamanites, they were blood-thirsty warriors with their faces painted red..." Any info would be much appreciated! Hope all is well.
God's Speed!!
Marc Van Farnworth Send Email
 
Mission 01 Nov 2004
At our reunion held in October, we announced where we have been called to serve another mission. The day after the reunion I also sent a mass e-mail to all of you that I have e-mail addresses for. It apparently didn't get to many of you, because I have had some calling to find out the news. We are going to Samoa! We aren't sure when we will be leaving. Elder Condie said we would leave as soon as our Visa's come. We'll let you know.
Kenneth H. Church Send Email
 
Muskegon 05 Oct 2004
Hello to all... I am preparing a ward history for the North Muskegon ward and am looking for any memories you may have of people or events in the Hart, Muskegon (North or South), Grand Haven, Spring Lake areas. Please include names and dates and as much detail as possible. I am taking information from 1941 to the present. Thanks to everyone for your service in the Michigan Lansing Mission!
Beth Geisler Soelberg Send Email
 
Mark Woodford 27 Sep 2004
There is a guy in Battle Creek by the name of Mark Woodford. He is a blind African-American, a pastor of another church. I am trying to find a way to get in contact with him. So does anyone have an adress or phone number for him?
Bradley George Benedict Send Email
 
President Taylor 16 Sep 2004
Does anyone have any information about Pres. James C. Taylor? I heard that he stopped having reunions and wondered what happend to him and his family.

Thanks

Mark Stringham (MLM 92-94)
Mark Stringham Send Email